@melenzane treat

Yes, yes, yes I was paid to post this article NOT!.. Heheh do you see any paid banners around, do you see me post any ofher way then passionately.. Like a 6 years old loool.. well here how it went..

I was with few friends over java detour playing deal.. My new habba and keep loosing to dalal, anyways after my friends already left.. Had a little chitchat with Mo melenzane co-founder.. ilmoshkila both of them are named Mo heheheh.. Well there is Mo J and Mo N.. I was chatting with Mo N.. I was sending an email when said.. SH3indik I was like huh.. Swallowed twice and said I just a workout.. Then he goes t3al 3azmik.. So I was like hmmmm workout.. Melenzane.. Workout.. Melenzane.. Akeeed melenzane lool if you wanna know why I made the choice effortlessly check out the appetizers.. They usually come in threes ma midani I take a picture we ate three already.. Oh did I say threes.. Well Mo N ordered them in a set of 4.. That’s what I call a founder’s wasta

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I wanted to order my favorites the risotto balls.. It’s called oringina something.. Bs fashla ista7ait.. Gilt bashoof what he orders.. Im sure he orders the best dishes.. So one of my favorites won.. Woho.. In your face egg plant haters.. Oh by the why Mo N ordered half without eggplants.. So u can get them so.. ilmoshkila they still taste amazing huffff..

Ever since I started going to melenzane this is how I order.. Mo J please hook me up for the main dish.. But this time I was sitting with Mo N hmmmm… Silence elberk watch and learn.. I never ordered a sandwich there.. Not even pizza.. Madry what was with me.. Thinking that sandwiches and pizza are no good.. Well after yesterday’s lunch.. I figured it out.. They are not good because I never ordered them looool.. Well with no further due here are the main courses..

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This sandwich is so awesome I yanked it from the dish took a bit had a day dream of chocolate rivers wokeup took the photo.. I always order balsamic vinegar steak.. But this little baby.. Sweeeet mama sibeeeechaaaa.. I don’t know what is it called I called the mushroomed steak / risotto from heaven.. Why the hell I never ordered that before.. By the time you read this paragraph my view was a mix of these 3 photos

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There isn’t any thing else left to say.. 3alaina bil3afya

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@LOAFTGROUP the end

yes it ended..

well i mean my business relationship with them.. i got a brave call from their operation manager who apologized sincerly and was so angry with their staff.. I was promised that my issue wont be tolrated and wont be let go easily.. the manager offered to refund me.. i didnt ask for it.. they did and i was like “ok”.. although they charged me for the rotten meal.. yet who cares.. i wasnt expecting any.. as they had a strict policy of no refunds

if my business was still operating i’d hire her with an open check.. she ended with a hope that we would have a business relationship in the future.. i was like “yea right!”.. maybe if she worked somewhere else.. im sorry but @LOFATGROUP really messed up.. big time..

oo bas

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LO rotten FAT @lofatgroup

i made 2 mistakes with LOFAT..

mistake #1.. over promissed and way under delivered.. having a messed up delivary times, that they have not discuss with me before i sign the contract.. food portions and ingredient that dont match my health status.. at day 1 of delivary.. my mistake was i believed their operation manager that things will be better..

Mistake #2.. i get rotten food.. and i got desserts though my account says no desserts.. and regular none whole wheat or brown food.. which is basically something i never chose.. after the meeting with their second diatition.. my mistake i threw the box away..  i threw their disgusting box and only took a picture of the rotten 1 day old salad (i get my orders at night one day earlier).. here is their so claimed FRESH food..

screw it!.. yes screw it.. and fuck it too.. im not willing to deal with a company that i trusted my health.. to end up getting rotten food..  things i shouldnt have in my diet..  i’d rather kill my self by my own.. not to pay a cheezy liing F&B caterer to do so..

some people say.. why are you so mad.. why are you talking trash about them.. i’ll tell you why.. im not the only client of theirs.. their boxes goes to kids.. and to elders.. would kids be able to tell rotten food from good food.. imagine if your granpa who getting their boxes.. and his made just scopes away the rot and keep the rest.. thinking that its okay to serve semi rotten food.. just think about that.. and we all know how the government are dealing with companies with rotten food.. 5alloni sakit.. if you are willing to scope off the rot.. im not.. if you are so egocentric and you think you are the only person in this world.. then you shouldnt be reading this..

LOFAT simply shouldnt be in business.. if they lack the morals to double check what ever they are sending to people (FOOD AND BEVERAGES).. then they dont have any regards to their client’s health of what so ever.. too bad its not the states.. where they take your word for granted.. not needing to keep the nasty box with lables to proof it (Consumers protection asked for it.. as well as LOFAT team).. i simply replied to lofat.. well it means 2 things.. you either dont belive me, or you dont belive me.. well i dont have physical proof.. i have the pictures i posted.. if you dont belive me thats utterly your right (as a reader only) and LOFAT simply dont belive me.. why would i make this shit up!.. hell i posted an angry post about all healthy food companies in kuwait..  i aint like you know who posting bad reviews about restaurants whom are paying them for positive reviews.. walla i wish at least id et free food.. hehehehe.. allaho al ghani.. my health and my F’d up priciples come first

 

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Dad is back

الحمدلله الذي بنعمته تتم الصالحات تم استقبال جلالة السلطان قا.. عفوا.. دودي بن البرك ال حمود قدس الله سره وكبر كرشه وادام ظله.. شدعوة نخلة كله شبر ونص

هذا ويبارك الديوان السلطاني للعالم والامة الاسلامية والعربية والعيمية والحساوية والبحرانية وعيال الماك چكن والهيلق والخمة ولربعنه قدومه للبلاد واكتمال بير الكلفس (الوالد والوالدة)

ونعلمكم اعادة افتتاح البلاط السلطاني للمهنئين فقط ربعنه لتقديم ولاءات الطاعة والتبريكات والتهاني

ادامكم الله لخدمة جلالته والسلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته

مراسلكم من البلاط السلطاني البرك بن دودي المعظظ

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Mom is back

وصلت جلالة الوالدة السلطانة سمورة المملوحة الى ديارها سالمة
نبارك للامة الاسلامية والكويت الحبيبة ولكم قدومها الى البلد

هذا ويستقبل البلاط السلطاني المباركين لتقديم الولاء والطاعة والتبريكات والتهاني

محدثكم من قصر البرك بن دودي المكتب الاعلامي لجلالة السلطانة

والسلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته

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Jahra East Outfalls .. is CRYING OUT LOUD for help

Kuwait has a rich habitat located in JEO (Jahra East Outfalls) AKA west Judailiyat, where some blood suckers go there for bird hunting. Guess what those idiots are hunting! deep rare bird specious.

It doesn’t stop there, those nature killers litter their asses out, killing the amphibian rare creatures who take that area as habitats. I was like those idiots need some awareness, yet i was wrong; guess who joined the club standing right front of the line. you very old Kuwaiti government.

Well some say the government is trying to do what is in their very best for the citizens to have decent homes right by the sea with a near by location to kuwait city .. check out this map

JEO map

you see where shape popping out the map.. thats where the government willing to build that area, well the title relocate is there for many reasons:

  1. That area will be a hell of a killing traffic, that road that leads to the city, passes on hospitals, then Shuwaikh Campus, then Shiraton round about
  2. there were scientists assessing weather this area is able to hold housing projects and the result was negative check out the report after the bullet points
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LOFAT update

this conversation happened between me and the so called “twitter officer” of @lofatgroup.. well they at first made me subscribe with LOFAT now they are just irritating me.. the business is good.. im happy with it.. whats up with “take it easy”.. i wasnt yelling at you.. TAKE IT EASY!!!.. the problem is solved you sent this too late.. layoff my back dude.. khala9 it squared.. dont make it worse please.. its your problem if you dont know whats going in the business.. if you are not satisfied with your management dont take it on me.. thank you for trying to help me.. bs dont show me you are in WADI and the THE COMPANY GOD KNOWS WHERE!

repeating a problem to many people in the company is not only waisting my time.. its friggin irritating.. as if he is saying walla ana mali shighil feehom.. wana shako eb your hierarchy.. i had a problem its solved.. giving me lame excuses.. for trying to help me.. with a miscommunication.. i apologized to you lay off!.. asking AGAIN how can i help.. sorry mani fatheelik kil sa3 agool il salfa.. i’d repeat it happily for friends tweeps.. i had issues with your firm.. deal with it

my english is not perfect at all.. i suck at english.. i hide behind lame ass accent and wicked street language that i got from movies.. songs.. and ass holes i worked with.. but i think people can understand the friggin words coming out of my fucking mouth..

the more i go with this post the more i fucking use fuck! id better fucking stop here

yes I’m an ass hole im not asking to be treated as a friggin VIP i just need normal fucking service.. is that too much fucking to ask!.. cheezy over rated service.. im not that fucking stupid

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LO CS FAT

CS stands for Customer service.. in kuwait we have customer service issues.. great services.. great providers.. great owners.. yet their staff not so great.. it might harm businesses pretty bad.. for instance we have the best ass Kicking medical services in kuwait.. nurses not so much.. we have the best eligible doctors.. well head of units only.. which you get to be seen by them with a wasta.. they under staff.. na 2a..

remember my viva incident.. i mean come on.. VIVA has the best business concept.. low prices not so much in terms of service quality, but you might let it go coz you are getting what you are paid for.. yet most of their cusotmer service agents and supervisors are bunch of “..”… i rather stop posting about them.. i already said enough.. check out my blog for the full story

same issue happened with LOFAT.. let me check my google calendar to provide exact time line

thursday the third of nov 2011.. i booked an appointment with dietitian ”a…” through a sales agent named “mo……” well if you asked me why i choose lofat.. the only reason because they are the only one who answered my sales inquiry.. i emailed.. diet center.. diet care.. calories kw.. i so wanted to get calorieskw.com they had the best offers no one answered.. their loss.. i had a bad experience with LOFAT, i called asking about their last order in shaab branch they told me midnight i reached their exactly 11:39 and the egyptitian worker waved we are closing.. so i tweet an angry tweet to their twitter account and they answered.. so i was hmmm lemme give them another chance.. so i sent a sales inquiry.. a not so well trained sales agent “Mo..” answered and took my details which he figured out that he already got them so i let it go.. i could tell he is new.. what am i and HR agent.. let it be ya mama..

hehehe still didn’t say what happened on the third.. which why i love yapping here.. any how.. i called for directions few hours before my appointment and they were absolutely wrong.. he said amlak 1 building.. i was i know amlak building not sure about the number so i was roaming in bnaid algar from 17:55 to 18:17 looking for amlak one.. one might think call LOFAT.. i did and no one picked up.. i was on hold all the time.. then i thought.. let me call my lawyer friend who has an office there.. she said lofat are on top of us.. sweeeet.. so its the same amlak building.. let me just go there bser3a.. so i walked in 20 mins late.. with one client waiting and disoriented receptionist who got only papers and the biggest question mark on his face.. i told him i have an appointment at 6 he was like okay.. verified my name and my appointment.. plleeez seer haaaave a seeeet.. few minutes later he brought me some papers to sign and applications to fill.. too bad i didnt take a copy of it.. i usually do.. then i asked him how long does the dietitian take i have an important meeting at 7 in salmiya.. he was so kind to rush me in the dietitian’s office.. with exactly 6 to 11 minutes of interview.. she took a snap look at my blood wrok.. i told her im diabetic she didnt even comment on my 11.2 hba1c.. she only thought comment on my lipid profile.. i was like ok.. she knew im in a hurry maybe in the follow up tings will be better.. actually i didnt know there is a follow up i was like .. cool.. better than my own gov. clinic dietitian.. so i was like are all food are fresh.. she was like yes yes.. juices fruits salads.. all are fresh.. am i gonna have packed juiced walla fresh.. sir its all fresh.. COOOOL

now back to the disoriented guy.. seer awar deliary timing to yooor arya is at nayen in za morning.. dude why are you telling me that after i paid.. thats totally bad.. your whole system is not working out for me.. i need my breakfast at 6 am.. fine i need my money back.. but weeeeyt i can kool za driver to fix somsing sebeshyal for you.. why didnt you tell me about this before i sign up.. no answer.. fine ask your driver.. he called the driver and i heard his thick indian accent.. NNNOooooooooo ollyy 9 morning ha.. i was like what about late at night.. he said okay 7 pm i was like fine.. few hours for precooked food is fine.. it clicked in my mind since the diatitian said its all fresh and they are sending all meal at once.. i was like it gotta be pre cooked meals.. not cooked and needs reheating.. which will ruin the whole freshness point.. the latest meal i have ever had was lunch left overs.. on an early dinner.. i cant take the idea that im actually paying for a day old food.. we got more maids than us in our home.. im not bragging i know its wrong yet why shall i pay for something that i can do better at home..

so on the 8th of november as promised by morsi.. imma call him morsi.. wanni dey befoor i will start sendingza food.. mashy ya m3allim.. i left home around 2 pm.. and i was like damn i forgot to give the maid the 2 weeks meal schedule for the driver when they bring it in.. so i went back home at 5 preparing the papers and BOOM.. there was my first BOX.. WTF.. morsi said 7 its almost 5.. let me check the food i’d shut up if it was pre cooked.. aaaaaand it wasnt.. packed juice.. cooked eggs.. they needs to be reheated.. the next morning ILAHY Y7RE2AK YA 3ABBAS ILNITIN!.. who the hell is 3abbas?.. irrelevant..

so i was like tomorrow im giving them a call.. i woke up at 10am the next morning the 9th of november.. brushed my teeth and BOOM there was another box at my door’s step.. WTH.. so i called and called aaaaand called  no use.. did my workout.. actually they gave me the boost to run 10.1KM under one hour.. i was so damn pissed.. they called back.. ya ragil they have CLI.. ok fine.. hi this is your diatitian “a..” you called us.. “la ya sheeekha”.. only she wasnt egyptian and i was this close of saying that.. and i told her the situation.. she was like i didnt say fresh juices!!!… was i dreaming when i came.. or was it the hot singer in my headphones who said it.. i was like what ever i need to cancel my order.. then all of a sudden without an apology.. do you want me to put on the phone a CS agent.. i was like.. no honey im coming.. whats your timing.. they stay till 8 pm.. tha.. 6oo6 6oo6 6oo6.. i hung up got dressed and drove easily (coz its mom’s car).. to amlak one.. the moment i parked i got a call from a CS agent or as i thought “s…” i was like i’ll tell you when i get up stairs.. 7ayyak allah..

then i noticed the CS agent was a receptionist.. let it go at least she understood what you said.. you didnt have to repeat your self in arabic.. and the lady with the alb coat sitting next to her.. ears dropping.. had to involve her in.. she was smiling when i caught her listening.. hehehe BUSTED.. ilmohim.. again i asked them to lower the music it was too loud.. i bet they never heard the Dhuhur prayer.. by the time i got into the elevator.. it was dhuhur athan time.. well kaifhom but i need to speak to the receptionist without yelling specially when im an angry client who needs his money back.. so i was wearing my asshole smile.. demanding.. not asking stuff.. very calmly very gently.. but from my face expression you can tell how furious im.. though i was smiling.. i demanded not asked to see “s….” the moment she said we dont have refun.. inzain khul tgool no refunds ba3dain ask for the manager.. didnt ask i demanded it.. so i was gently seated and well attained.. and then

i met the understanding operation manager.. whom i knew she was the operation manager after i suggested to email her my blood work.. she just said her name.. as if its gonna make a difference what her position is.. hmm i guess it would.. so i would address her probably i wouldnt have shared my bio information with her.. any how she asked the right questions.. detailed.. reminded me of @thelovegurua.. i was like ba3ad chabdee YAZ..  so i was like she might be the head dietitian or something.. very experienced.. high command of listening and understanding client needs.. as if she owns the place.. i knew the owners were someone from al eisa family.. i actually caught his name on the way out.. as if there is only “a.. aleissa” in kuwait.. mashalla they are alot.. ilmohim.. the operation manager was so understanding.. and she asked me very gently for a second chance i demanded saying no you guys scerwed me up in the first day why should i give you a chance.. she understood the whole situwation.. morsi 3adany bil spelling.. asked me.. specific detailed about my bio status.. and why im doing the program.. asked about medication.. and almost about everything.. she was well experienced.. i thought she was an MD.. noticed there was no lab coats.. no stamps.. so i was like may be an RD.. ma 3alaina.. i was so shocked when i knew she was the Ops Manager.. so she promised with an updated menu.. different sugar doses.. better delivery timings.. i was fine lets wait and see..

while i was writing this post i got my first new box as i returned the old boxes.. sorry didnt find street workers to give.. as i was asked by manager.. so i just gave them back to the drivers they’ll know what to do..

so shall we go sroo za boz togezer eh why not.. sorry morsi i got nothing personally against you i hate.. no i detest egyptians and Palestinians.. check out my blog for reasons why..

okay here we go

well i gotta say the box outters are cold.. i think it was driven here in cooled car.. cool.. too many cool in one line.. khalas 3ayal sweeet

the list is updated as promised by the manager cool.. 2 doses of fruits instead of desserts.. all brown bread.. no legumes.. only i have issues with the rice i gotta update my choices.. but to think about it.. i need the rice from time to time.. 3ashan i dont miss it hehehe..

thats my breakfast.. halloume sandwich hmmmm.. i hope low fat or skimmed halloume since i have a lipid profile to be ashamed of hehehe.. the yoghurt let me check it out for preservants and glucose. .well its low fat.. moderate carbs 18 grams per 100 and its 140 so total of 25.2 grams.. my dietitian suggested 20 to 30 grams per day or per meal cant remember.. i should ask @dalal_alnukh about the 25 grams per meal or per day hmmm.. the fruite salad is my mid day snack.. i wish if they labeled them as snack / meal.. the sandwich says snack.. is it??

when it comes to rice.. im indian.. that much i love rice.. bs rice 3n rice.. yfreg.. miss grandma’s qurma sabze.. ydeeda abee shabzee!!.. diary salad is my favorite.. lakkaaaaan.. i remember grandma used to feed us yoghurt.. cucumbers.. and vinegar hehehe.. no wonder im short kaaaak.. there is an urban legend that vinegar makes shorter.. hate you mama ra7eema hehehe

the lunch.. i can see a lot of chees in my salad.. i love cheese but is it good for my yfashil Lipid profile.. hmmmm

thats folks.. 2200+ review and first day pack.. well for me.. the ratings are 3 stars.. i’ll tell you why.. if i got to meet a dietitian  who asked the exact details as the operation manager did.. and if they picked up the phone.. none of this fuss would have happened.. if i were them.. well thats what i do in my day job.. if a client showed up late weather its our fault or his fault.. i ask them hope they drived safe getting to permises.. and then explaining the exact timeline.. expected time line give or take 5 mins.. and never compromise that time frame.. applicants / clients / who ever.. has to fit in our time frames to ensure service quality.. it was LOFAT mistake i wasnt there on time.. due to bad directions.. and not answering the damn phone.. i was rushed into a dietitian of which you pay 15 kd if you refused to do business with.. and im telling you that dietitian session.. i had free sessions better than that.. allah y3afee mt friends the @thelovegurua  and @dalal_alnukh.. i cant bother them kilsa3.. you know what its 2.5 stars not even three.. yes i hated the dietitian that much.. the 2.5 stars goes to the receptionist and the operation manager..

i wish that all businesses are like taw9eel and sheeel AWESOME AWESOME AWESOM customer service.. if they signed up for service hero they’d knock all prizes dead..

i have a dream were you walk into a local business without seeing a manager for a problem.. where 1 dollar contracts are treated as 1000000 $ contracts.. thats the essence of customer service.. at my day post.. we treat everyone exactly the same we treat our VIP applicants.. it made the VIPs jealous hehehe.. i dont want no special treatment.. treat me well.. honda never understood that.. everytime i service yaryora lazim i meet and great with grage manager.. laaaish.. why cant i have the same service level from the other guys.. hufffff.. any how

great day every one.. love you all..  stay healthy.. fit.. and happy


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iPod Shuffle

yup i got one not the latest though.. i wanted the cylinder shaped one.. let me show you what i mean..

WHAT!!.. was i dreaming i just googled it i didnt find its picture anywhere.. i remember i got one for my friend and she said the cable is latterly RAPING the device.. due to device size.. see what i mean..

WHAT!!.. its not mentioned here or here .. did i get her what i have right now??

i thought there is one exactly the same size only.. its in a cylinder shape.. i should layoff tramals and the hot cinnamon spice tea LOL.. i didnt have tramal for a while.. FOCUS its the new toy..

oh yea well te reason i got it for.. is simply because my mom took over my 3GS iphone (now its her over seas phone.. she is affraid someone might steal her iPhone 4 which is old by now.. love you mom) because I have HTC sense.. and the iPhone is bulky.. its arm band is annoying.. and it smells after the workout.. and i only wanna listen to my workout music.. not ibrahim tatlas yelling the hell out of his balls in my ears.. i love the guy.. not while working out though..

iPod shuffle in convenient for me the smaller it is the better.. i didnt find the new one in iCity or Digits.. alghanim had girly colors.. didnt check eureka.. I’m already running in women shoes ba3ad pink ipod 7adda mo shay.. here is my new toy.. iPod shuffle 3rd generation 2 GB in silver for 15 KD from iCity

i know i can get a better deal from sony MP3s but  i love apple packing.. and the best part are those stickers..

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Moving back to WORDPRESS

gosh i hate jumping from one provider to another.. i lack patience.. i really loved tumblr.. but i have to manage 4 accounts (cars blog, business blog, formal blog, and this yaps blog).. with wordpress i can manage them all in one account..

now i have to transfer posts MANUALLY coz wordpress hates tumblr and vice versa.. and either redirect the domain or again host wordpress on my server which is really a headache.. upgrading to pro on wordpress is so not feasible to me.. what would i do with my server!.. with tumblr you can redirect your domain for free.. i dont know why they ask 40$ a year.. yes I’m a cheap bastard..  and tumblr ipad apps just sucks!.. there isnt a decent app even the paid-for ones.. they suck.. wordpress ipad app rocks.. way too good for the ipad hehehehe.. i only got the ipad for my CODEX training which i havent started yet.. DAMN IT  I need to focus

i got so much to blog about.. screw it.. imma blog what i have and transfer the posts from tumblr few by few.. wordpress allows you to post with old dates.. solved!.. may allah bless my soul..eh2 eh2

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